Er, Helldivers 2 people, you might want to start emplying some of the more serious post-Liberty Time hangover removal techniques in your army, if you’re still suffering from the effects of liberty overeating. Why? Because a new Major Order has just been released by Arrowhead, it looks very hard.
Sure, playtime has been brought to a nearby by J. O. E. L and i. after giving people some great free time over the weekend to try and kill tanks with the new Constitution weapons and dealing with the Jet Brigade.
This most recent Arrowhead get states that “multiple strategic priorities have arisen, all of great priority:”” With another Liberty Day behind us, and an ideal appreciation of the wonderful gift of managed democracy properly honored, we once again returning to the Galactic War.”
- A high-security collection, believed to contain key information regarding the Jet Brigade, has been discovered following the decryption of private data recovered from Automaton Strongholds.
- ” Together, recent Terminid exercise has exposed the Terminid Research Preserve to risk of external disturbance. This security violation may be rectified soon”.
- ” Lastly, we have reason to believe the Automatons are planning an immediate regional development. We ca n’t let the Automatons enlarge their territory further.
And yup, in case you missed the end of that next line and then thinking,’ ooh, I wonder which one one of those we, the community, will choose to go for’, the studio emphasised:” The Helldivers are ordered to achieve success on all three of these objectives”. Talk about getting people back on the coal face after the holidays, eh?
So you need to use the three pairs of hands Arrowhead appears to think you have to liberate Mater Bay, hold onto both Gacrux and Pandion-XXIV, and casually defend five planets. As one player on Reddit’s put it:” We are so fucked..”.
But, damn it, that’s not attitude for a space soldier to have, so I guess just give it your best shot. A playlist of cheesy early 2000s motivational pop songs might be helpful. You heard me, and I do n’t say this f**king lightly: break out the S Club 7!
